The Weirdest Freaking Perv Call EVER
- Me: [Firm name]
- Crazy Lady Caller (CLC): Hello is this xxx-3050?
- Me: Uhh, I think so...
- CLC: Is this the insurance company?
- Me: No, you have the wrong number.
- CLC: You know, I've been dialing so many wrong numbers... I'm PREGNANT!
- Me: Oh wow! Congratulations!
- CLC: Thank you! I'm 6 months now, I can't wait!
- Me: Well, it's coming up soon...
- CLC: Do you know anybody that's pregnant?
- Me: There's a woman who works here who just had a baby.
- CLC: Oh, her first?
- Me: No, her third!
- CLC: I'm single.
- Me: Oh, cool.
- CLC: I live with my boyfriend. Is the woman at your work single?
- Me: No, she's married.
- CLC: I'm 28. How old are you?
- Me: I'm 25.
- CLC: Are you pregnant?
- Me: No!
- CLC: Are you trying?
- Me: Uhhhh, no, not at the moment...
- CLC: But someday?
- Me: Yes, maybe someday.
- CLC: Do you know any single people who have children?
- Me: You know what... not really, which seems weird.
- CLC: Yes, that is weird!
- Me: Hahaha....
- CLC: You know... I have BIG BOOBS.
- Me: ??? Hahaha...ha..
- CLC: I have back pain... shoulder pain... It's a BIG PROBLEM! Are you that way, too?
- Me: Ummm... you know.... um,
- CLC: I'm coming out of a 38D! I have BIG BOOBS! They're a BIG PROBLEM!
- Me: Well, you know, good luck with that... Um, what number were you trying to reach?
- CLC: Oh, I'll look it up. Have a wonderful day!
- Me: .......
