Dumpling Dumps
- (Last Friday at work)
- Me: Hey, would you like to try one of these vegan dumplings?
- S: No, that's okay... I would have one but on my way here I stopped and had a huge falafel so I'm stuffed.
- Me (jokingly): S, I'll remember this. Your constant rejections hurt me deeply.
- S (very quietly): ... I only reject you because I want you so much.
- ...
- Me: Hey! Who wants some chocolate!? (Breaks out chocolate bar from desk drawer in desperation)