Chappy’s
D: Hey, you have a thermos.
Me: Yep.
D: Want to hear a dirty joke involving a thermos?
Me: NO! Okay, fine.
D: (launches into long meandering joke about a dildo store)… and this old sophisticated lady says, “How much for this plaid one?” (the joke continues on) … and the construction worker says, “Yeah, I sold her my thermos for $100!”
Me: Hahaha.
D: No one ever laughs at this joke but me.
Me: Maybe you should say “silver” instead of “plaid.” I don’t think I’ve ever seen a plaid thermos before.
(Google Image Search of “thermos” brings up this result:
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D: Oh man, that’s PERFECT as a dildo.
Me: Yeah that’s what I’m saying.
(Google Image Search of “plaid thermos” yields this:
)
Me: Wow. Old school.
D: Yeah that’s the kind I meant.
Me: Wouldn’t the… handle get in the way?
D stares at me blankly.
Me: That looks… like a Chapstick.
D: Man, Chapsticks are for beginners.
