Revisiting the Thermos
I accidentally left my big plastic green thermos at work yesterday, so today I brought in… well, I brought in one of these:
a la this riveting interaction.
I kept it in my giant purse and forgot I had it until Y reminded me to update my Tumblr.
I entered D’s office, purse clutched in both hands, slowly unzipped it and pulled out my giant silver dildo thermos.
D: Whoah! You bought one???
Me: No, I just found it at home somewhere.
…
Feel it… It’s still warm!
D: Ew! No! Get that away from me!
Me: TOUCH THE TIP! IT’S SO WARM AND SMOOTH TO THE TOUCH!
D: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU FREAK. ::kicking me::
Me: Mmmm…
::unscrews top and pours tea into mouth::
D: You are sick.
