Wherein I Wish Mom Called After Hours
(Towards the end of a genial phone conversation with my mom)
Mom: I miss youuuuu!
Me: I miss you, too!
Mom: OH I MISS YOU SO MUCHHH!
Me: Haha, okay mom.
Mom: YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING?
…
:: FARTS INTO PHONE ::
Mom: OKAY BYE!
Me: ….
Mom: I miss youuuuu!
Me: I miss you, too!
Mom: OH I MISS YOU SO MUCHHH!
Me: Haha, okay mom.
Mom: YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING?
…
:: FARTS INTO PHONE ::
Mom: OKAY BYE!
Me: ….