Wherein I Wish Mom Called After Hours


(Towards the end of a genial phone conversation with my mom)

Mom: I miss youuuuu!
Me: I miss you, too!
Mom: OH I MISS YOU SO MUCHHH!
Me: Haha, okay mom.
Mom: YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING?

:: FARTS INTO PHONE ::

Mom: OKAY BYE!

Me: ….