A Large Man With a Fart Problem Visited Us Today... (a reactionary email exchange)
- Me: Omg come out here. It smells like farts so bad
- Me: Ok now it’s gone.. or maybe I got used to it. Ugh that was so foul.
- D: I think you have some sort of fart-fetish. Im not kidding.
- Me: I don’t know why, I pretty much think farts are the funniest thing ever.
- D: If by funniest you mean super erotic you sicko
