Office Golf
- Client: (noticing the golf balls strewn across the office floor) Who's the golfer?
- J: Well, B and D are both golfers.
- Me: (clearing throat) I think you're forgetting someone, J.
- J: Oh! Right! I'm actually the office putting champion, pretty unbelievable.
- Client: Oh, is that right?
- Me: ... I meant me. :(
